KINGDOM ARCHIVES

"Well chefinho (little boss), I found her. Killjoy! Hello! She's more obsessed with these archives than she was with that geodome on Pearl. I'll leave the gatinha (sexy girl) with her toys as long as she's safe. Heading back to base. My turn to cook, no? Maybe I'll make some Moqueca. Yeah! Killjoy loves Moqueca! Seriously? Nothing? She'll come back, eventually. Tchau, cara (bye dude)!"

Clears throat "Test, test. Oh shit, is this broadcasting? Sweet! Chefinho, it's Raze! Wow! You are not going to believe where I am, man. You remember that island where we found Kay/O? The deserted one. Yeah! I'm stranded! Like there is nobody here. What is up with that? I know what you're thinking. "How did Raze get on a deserted island?" Great question. I was at the concert in Berlin with Killjoy and Phoenix and things got a little wild. And then things got really wild and then it's all a blur after that. Aw man. You should have been there. Honestly. I know it's not your scene but they had a killer setup and free food and holograms. I mean, I know you love holograms. Anyway, so, yeah. I need your help. If you could send the VLT/R that'd be amazing. I realize it all seems pretty unprofessional, but in my defense I did survive and it's kinda miraculous I rigged up this junk satellite dish to make this call. Oh! If you see Killjoy, can you tell her I'm okay? I bet she's freaking out, isn't she? She's so sweet. Totally not her fault, by the way. Blame Phoenix. Anyway, I owe you one, boss! Tchau!"

"Hey, chefinho. It's Raze. Do me a favor, go easy on Breach for me, okay? I know you two butt heads like all the time. I mean not every room in headquarters is soundproof. You know that, neh? We can all hear you. Look, everybody has bad habits and those are really hard to break. And then he actually breaks things too... Cause of the arms. But he's got a heart of gold, man. He looks out for me... And, I know at the end of the day, he would look out for you too. I think. And hey, there's so much worse out there, sabe. We need him on our side, ponytail and all. I know you understand, but think about it for me. Okay? Thanks boss."

("Sabe" means "you know?")