KINGDOM ARCHIVES

"Relax, I've already thought of everything."

"I built literally everything on this battlefield. Ja! Even the things that might kill us. What?! You want me to say sorry?"

"Okay, I've put together some data on our last 6 combat missions, did you read it? Did anyone read it? Oh god. Can anyone here read?"

"Don't worry, team. If you die, I have your memories backed up at base. Just kidding, just kidding. Or am I?"

"These imposters actually think they can beat my tech? Let's test that theory!"

"Swarm grenades, check. Killer robots, check. Oh. Don't worry, they're only killer if I say so."

"Why is no one wearing the pulse monitors I gave you? Honestly, I asked for a few read outs and you think I'm doctor Frankenstein."

"If I'm not stressed, then you shouldn't be stressed. I mean, look at me. Cool as a cucumber. That's a thing american say, right?"

"Let's make this extraction quick. After this, I'm going clubbing five timezones away and a girl needs a moment to change."

"Oh, oh! What if I sabotaged their defuser to speed up the timer instead? Oh man! How funny would that be?"

"Stealing our radianite is one thing, but I swear, if they touch my coffee mug collection, I will erase them from existence."

"Meine Güte! How many spikes do they have anyway? That tech is not cheap."

"If this town had let me install my defense matrix, we wouldn't have to be here. Oh well. I'll clean this up myself."

"Alpha this, Omega that. Scheiße! Who named these universes? A und B would work perfectly well. We would be A, of course."

"I knew it would all work out, it always does."

"Who's up for a debrief? Anyone? No one?"

"Okay everyone, take a test tube, thank you. Let's collect samples and get out of here."

Laughs "My genius doesn't stop in the lab."

"Okay, that's done. Time to lower this place."